A dog’s life – Part 1

Daily dialogues at home while we are watching TV.

Scene1

Rusty : Woof….grrrrrrr..woof! Woof! Woof! Woof! (tail wagging)……

Me: shut up!!!! just shut up!!! haiyo paaaaa ask him to keep quite la…

Rusty: Woof! Woof! Woof!!woooooof!oof!oof!oof!

Pa: he’s your dog rite?

Me: Please la pa…he listens to you…

Pa: deeeeeiiiiiiiiiiiiiii You wanna go to your room ar????HA? HA? HA?

Rusty: Wooou woouuu wooof woof!

Pa: Deeiii! You dare bark at me ar!!!!! (jerking up from his armchair)

Rusty:(scrambles, picks up his bone and runs)

Pa: (smiles gleefully)

Rusty: (comes back drops his toy/bone infront of Pa and barks)

Pa: (Picks up toy/bone and throws it to the dining area)

Rusty:(Runs fast grabs toy/bone, runs on full speed and jumps on me!)

Me: Haiyooooooo Gundu!!! off the couch!!!

Rusty: (tries to lift his back leg on the couch, as if climbing)

Me: Off I said!! (Pushing Rusty off the couch)

Rusty: (Immediately tries to climb the couch again!)

Me: i said ooooooooooooooffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffa!

Rusty: (looks at amma with the toy/bone in his mouth…runs to her..and jumps)

Amma:eeeeehhhh ahhhhhh kaadikeran la sivaaaaa…deiii suma iruda deii! Videda! Giiithaaaaaa!

(translation: eeehhhh aaaaahhh he’s biting la sivaaaaa…deiii be quite deiiii leave me la! Githaaaaaa!)

Me: Rusty stop it!

Repeat Scene1 four times before moving on to Scene2

Scene2

Pa: Githa. Please put him in his room..

Rusty:Woof!!!

Pa: (gets up and moves close to rusty pointing his finger at his face) I tell you to be quite ha..never listen now you will go to your room!! You want to go to your room now???? (high tone)

Rusty: woooo…..(quitely walks to where amma is sitting..**for support -looks at amma. Amma looks away** …sits and finally lies down. His chin touches the floor but his eyes will move from me to dad) wooo..rrrrr….(grumbles)

Pa: Deiiiii

Rusty: (silence)(eyebrows move up and down)

One Response to “A dog’s life – Part 1”

  1. Vick Says:

    Hey this has got to be the funniest blog i hv ever read la! hahahahaha… :) I can imagine the scene at home.. hahaha

    tk cr and hppy deepavali!

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