A dog’s life – Part 1
Daily dialogues at home while we are watching TV.
Scene1
Rusty : Woof….grrrrrrr..woof! Woof! Woof! Woof! (tail wagging)……
Me: shut up!!!! just shut up!!! haiyo paaaaa ask him to keep quite la…
Rusty: Woof! Woof! Woof!!woooooof!oof!oof!oof!
Pa: he’s your dog rite?
Me: Please la pa…he listens to you…
Pa: deeeeeiiiiiiiiiiiiiii You wanna go to your room ar????HA? HA? HA?
Rusty: Wooou woouuu wooof woof!
Pa: Deeiii! You dare bark at me ar!!!!! (jerking up from his armchair)
Rusty:(scrambles, picks up his bone and runs)
Pa: (smiles gleefully)
Rusty: (comes back drops his toy/bone infront of Pa and barks)
Pa: (Picks up toy/bone and throws it to the dining area)
Rusty:(Runs fast grabs toy/bone, runs on full speed and jumps on me!)
Me: Haiyooooooo Gundu!!! off the couch!!!
Rusty: (tries to lift his back leg on the couch, as if climbing)
Me: Off I said!! (Pushing Rusty off the couch)
Rusty: (Immediately tries to climb the couch again!)
Me: i said ooooooooooooooffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffa!
Rusty: (looks at amma with the toy/bone in his mouth…runs to her..and jumps)
Amma:eeeeehhhh ahhhhhh kaadikeran la sivaaaaa…deiii suma iruda deii! Videda! Giiithaaaaaa!
(translation: eeehhhh aaaaahhh he’s biting la sivaaaaa…deiii be quite deiiii leave me la! Githaaaaaa!)
Me: Rusty stop it!
Repeat Scene1 four times before moving on to Scene2
Scene2
Pa: Githa. Please put him in his room..
Rusty:Woof!!!
Pa: (gets up and moves close to rusty pointing his finger at his face) I tell you to be quite ha..never listen now you will go to your room!! You want to go to your room now???? (high tone)
Rusty: woooo…..(quitely walks to where amma is sitting..**for support -looks at amma. Amma looks away** …sits and finally lies down. His chin touches the floor but his eyes will move from me to dad) wooo..rrrrr….(grumbles)
Pa: Deiiiii
Rusty: (silence)(eyebrows move up and down)
October 23rd, 2006 at 7:51 pm
Hey this has got to be the funniest blog i hv ever read la! hahahahaha…
I can imagine the scene at home.. hahaha
tk cr and hppy deepavali!